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i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause
(Source: creamshota, via collarbonegarden)

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
Zoo dates are the best
(via mirror-glass)
